This shit was alive. In all my years I’ve never seen such a monstrosity.

Dead Volvo, sitting for a while. Driver used to eat at Ivar’s often, I guess? Went for some coins before realizing my face was a foot away from a living creature. Once hit by sunlight wind, it began to fire off a cloud of steam definitely spores. We checked on it a week later and it was gone without a trace, and I’ve all but died inside over this. Happened a few years ago and the Volvo is done and gone, but just wanted to share some horror.

EDIT: IT’S ORANGE PEEL FUNGUS (STILL FKNG GROSS AS HELL)