After 30yrs of working on cars, TIL it’s 3 bags of oil dry to clean up 5qts of oil

2 things I’ve never messed up, brake jobs or oil changes. Today, somehow I didn’t tighten the filter all the way and dumped every bit of ‘out of stock’ oil onto my own garage floor which I, not less than ten mins before, was bragging to a friend about how I somehow managed to never get oil on.